Tweets, walls, posts, instagrams,
All this and more and lots of hashtags,
Chaos, showoff and lots of “news”
This and more is what I have to do!
Trying to screen news from gossip,
My day ends and I’m still not sorted,
Waiting for likes and comments,
Clinging to the phone,
When aren’t many,
Depression sets in like a bad penny.
There is so much to do,
To be cool,
You have to do it just right,
Or you may not find a wife,
Facebook, twitter and the rest can be damned,
I have a life and I want to enjoy it till I can.
P.S I realise the irony! :P